Monday, June 27, 2005

Elderly Boggins very excited

on becoming the owner of a Dutch, or scuffle, Hoe.

If you follow the link it explains that a Dutch Hoe is one you push rather than pull.
Feel free to fill up my comments box with a lot of silly hip-hop puns.

There will be a paddling pool and a bouncy castle on Saturday for my half-century bash. No-one who puts silly hip-hop puns in my comments box can come.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Thursday, June 09, 2005

The Middle Ages

Boggins is understandably rather preoccupied with the ageing process, as he makes his final approach to another birthday ending in "0".

The following is a quote from yesterday's paper. See if you can guess who said it.

"I gotta keep in shape now. Age man, it's so stupid. It's like this obsequious weasel that creeps upon you."

Was it:

a) Sylvester Stallone
b) Jerome K Jerome
c) Morrissey

Someone who reads this knows already. Anyone else can probably get it through Google, but should resist.

I am not referring to this, which is the first thing that comes up.

Manhole Covers

All those years ago I tried to tell you that manhole covers were interesting. I was Japanese at heart it seems. See?